Sweet Mistake

I've known her for less than a year.

Classic designers are what she wears.

With sparkling earrings  dangling in her ears.

So unique she stands visible even from the rear.

And emits radiations that makes me want to pull her near.

 she looks so sophisticated but dear .

To  approach her I had so much fear.

But was able to whisper tender love talks for her to hear.

Going out with her I bet she could take six beers.

And when she changes gears .

She could drive me like a steer.

She attracts me with her seductive looks and I can't remain in my seat.

Caressing her is just so passion explosive and sweet.

She drive me crazy till I can't stand anymore on my feet.

And during love making she never wants to quit.

She has  completely drained me of my strength while I sit.

But it's sad she will never even cook for me to eat.

For her, am just a piece of meat.

I can't dance anymore to the tune of her beat .

Am serious, no longer can I take this heat.

She used her big bucket.

To empty my big pocket.

My fat account is now slim like a diskette.

She packaged me into a basket .

And sold me for a penny on the market.

Before I realized she was a "multi-socket",

It was too late I woke up in a casket.

But thanks to prophet Bracket;

I would have been no where to be found.

In fact six feet under the ground.

In the confinement of a certain bound.

With which there's not a single pound.

Nor any noise, music or sound.

A horrible mistake I made in my first round.

But good I realized and put on a white gown.